Inappropriate Italian beer labels part one

We're just back from Livigno in the Italian Alps. It's so remote that it has it's own tax laws, so that booze, fags, perfume etc. are all duty free. Consequently every other building is a duty free shop, and it's a fun evening activity to wander around checking out the bargain prices and wondering why anyone wants to buy a litre of 95% proof ethanol (9 euros in case you were wondering).

Nevertheless, I was pretty surprised to spot a range of 'Pope' beers, perfect for the alcoholic Catholic in your life. However, it gets worse..